Meet Grandpa Fred—the big-hearted patriarch of what we lovingly call the Morongo Hoard: one enormous family of pot-belly cross pigs who arrived like a whole whirlwind of snorts, shuffles, and instant personality. Grandpa Fred was the steady center of it all—the kind of elder who didn’t need to be loud to be in charge. He just was. A calm presence with “everybody’s safe if we stick together” energy. And honestly? If anyone could haul that many Christmas presents down a chimney, it would be Grandpa Fred—belted up like Santa, doing the job with a sigh and a soft grunt like, Alright, kids… let’s make it magical. Grandpa Fred’s Holiday Cheer is his namesake bar, built to smell like the season at its best. Pine and freshly fallen snow bring that crisp, outdoorsy winter air, cranberry adds a bright festive pop, and warm vanilla wraps it all up like the coziest blanket by the tree. It’s merry without being sugary, classic without being boring—just pure holiday comfort, Grandpa Fred style. Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz,  and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks! Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps? We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul. 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans. 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever Support a Mission That Matters Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Grandpa Fred live their best life. Ingredients: Made with 🌾 Shea butter 🥥 Coconut oil 🫒 Olive oil 🌱 Rapeseed Oil 🌻 Sunflower oil 🍙 Rice bran oil 🌱 Castor oil