Custom Orders
Made-for-You Loaves
We hand-make a whole loaf in your favorite scent, cut it into bars, wrap each one individually, and ship it straight to your door. Every bar funds animal rescue at the barn.
6-week lead time for proper curing · Min. order 1 loaf
One Loaf, a Dozen Reasons
Rebels order loaves for all kinds of occasions.
Pick Your Loaf
Same rebel soap. Same rescue mission. You just choose how many bars.
The Full Loaf
10 individually wrapped bars · $7.50/bar
Best per-bar value
The 9-bar promise: On rare occasions, the cut yields 9 bars instead of 10. When that happens, we tuck in one of our special limited bars to make it right.
The Slim Loaf
8 individually wrapped bars · $8.75/bar
Same loaf, lighter haul
Perfect if you need exactly 8 — for a specific event, a smaller gift run, or just the right number for your crew.
Add-On
Smile Card Bundle — +$10
Every loaf already comes with one of our handmade smile cards. But if you're gifting each bar individually, add a card for every bar in your order. Krystal hand-makes each one with premium inks, layered stencils, and a whole lot of creative love — no two are exactly alike.
75%
off retail
What's in the Box
Every loaf ships fully prepped and ready to gift, share, or hoard.
8 or 10 Bars
Hand-cut from your custom loaf
Eco Wrap
Biodegradable plastic or paper with jute ties
Safe-Pack Box
Sturdy shipping box, ready to go
Smile Card
Handmade by Krystal, included free
How It Works
You Tell Us What You Want
Fill out the form below with your scent pick, bar count, and when you need it.
We Confirm & Get to Work
We’ll email you within 48 hours to confirm your order and scent availability.
Your Loaf Cures for 6 Weeks
Cold-process soap needs time. Proper curing makes every bar harder, longer-lasting, and better for your skin.
Cut, Wrap, Ship
We cut your loaf into bars, wrap each one by hand, tuck in your smile card, and ship it out.
Why This Matters
Every Bar Funds Animal Rescue
Cleanpunk Shop is the social enterprise arm of Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, a 501(c)(3) farmed-animal sanctuary. There is no profit margin here — every dollar above production costs goes directly to feeding, housing, and providing veterinary care for rescued animals. When you order a loaf, you're not just getting soap. You're keeping the barn doors open.
Request Your Loaf
Tell us what you're after and we'll get back to you within 48 hours to confirm availability and finalize your order.