Meet Hook & Nubs—our Ambassador Mohair goat sisters and the absolute champions of chaos-cute. They were born into a world where their hair would’ve been harvested again and again until the end of their lives… but they got lucky. They found their way to sanctuary instead, where the only thing being “collected” is cuddles, snacks, and the occasional stolen spotlight. And yes—if you squint, they’re like silly little reflections of the twins from The Shining… except instead of spooky, they’re just super silly. Every day with Hook & Nubs is a reminder that joy can be loud, weird, and unstoppable. Hook & Nubs’s Super Silly Soap is their personality in pastel form: a fun, fancy swirl bar that smells like cotton candy daydreams, topped with plastic-free, biodegradable glitter for guilt-free sparkle and a sprinkle of coarse sea salt for a playful, scrubby finish. It’s bright, it’s cheeky, and it’s basically impossible to use without smiling. Lather up. Sparkle on. Be ridiculous—Hook & Nubs would insist. Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz,  and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks! Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps? We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul. 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans. 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever Support a Mission That Matters Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Bert and Ernie live their best life. Ingredients: Made with 🌾 Shea butter 🥥 Coconut oil 🫒 Olive oil 🌱 Rapeseed Oil 🌻 Sunflower oil 🍙 Rice bran oil 🌱 Castor oil